Yoon-Suin: Food for a Yellow City

Figured I ought to update the blog. Been busy lately with some full-time teaching work, but things should lighten up by around the 23rd, at which time I can begin working on the Wildwood Manuscripts again in full. Until such a time, here's a randomizer table for weird meals that could be purchased in David McGrogan's Yoon-Suin setting. I'd say that they cost a fine copper or two and could be served up in certain ways to make them at home among the cockroach clans or the uppercrust brahmin slugmen.

Yellow City Food Randomizer Table
d20	Meats
1	Deep-fried crabman zoea on bolani flatbread
2	Velvet worm lobopod curry
3	Longpig back bacon kabob
4	Prostitute's severed sweet-meats on a mint sprig
5	Scorched axolotl on garlic naan
6	Steamed starfish stomach spread on sourdough naan
7	Salt-boiled planarian with sweet luchi
8	Pickled nudibranch pseudopods with bitter chickpeas
9	Broiled limpet tongues on panir cheese
10	Caramelized grasshopper thoraxes with dosa pancakes
11	Grilled dolphin snout stuffed with shredded mango skins
12	Oyster and prawn mash with fresh chutney
13	Fermented squids & bitter melons stuffed with cashews
14	Thrice-spiced beef chunks stuffed in an eggplant
15	Barnaclid meat stitched into a banana rind
16	Mola filet with fat and currant seasoning
17	Chunky tofu clumps drowned in spicy mustard
18	Brine-soaked fugu fish with guava jam
19	Fresh moray offal with zucchini kofta
20	Diced monkey meat served in a coconut

Yellow City Food Randomizer Table
d20	Vegetable/Fruits
1	Water chestnuts boiled in coconut milk
2	Mango spears with cinnamon
3	Peeled grapes in a shallow pool of goat milk
4	Boiled bamboo shoots with mango jam
5	Crispy puffed rice with fried cashews
6	Peanut, cashew, and almond nut medley
7	Coconut flesh with currants
8	Potato straws, peanuts and raisins
9	Carrot milk gelatin with swamp apple slices
10	Golden raisin pudding with mushrooms
11	Shredded carrot spread with pistachios
12	Lemon-lime cheese fudge with mint springs
13	Fried chickpea and bean curd kofta balls
14	Tangerine spiced with peppers
15	Broiled banana with toasted almonds
16	Raspberry stuffed grapes
17	Sliced apples with coconut cream spread
18	Honeydew, cantaloupe and blueberry with honey-lime dressing
19	Grilled ginger with cardamom seeds
20	Creamy pineapple with ghee butter and cinnamon shavings for taste

Yellow City Food Randomizer Table
d20	Rice
1	Short grain black rice with peas
2	Long grain brown rice
3	Short grain white rice
4	Sticky white rice
5	Long grain yellow rice
6	Pork fried rice
7	Limpet fried rice
8	Brown rice with radishes
9	White rice with bean curds
10	Tuna fried rice
11	Long grain red rice
12	Slimy short grain grey rice
13	Fermented white rice
14	Long grain blue-white rice
15	Short grain golden-yellow rice
16	Long grain thrice-blessed rice
17	Druk Yulian short grain silver rice
18	Long grain topaz rice with ox chunks
19	Split grain pink rice with zebra mussels
20	Long grain brown rice with green beans